Saturday, December 6, 2008

10 days = minus 20

countdown starts tomorrow.

waaah.

but i already started tonight.

maple + cayenne + lemon = one helluvofa concoction.

gumuguhit xa! as innnnn!!!! T_T

hahaha goodluck sakin. :D

Sunday, November 23, 2008

twilight survey

THE BOOKS

1. Which book in the series is your favorite?

* the first book...(pinaka nakakakilig hehe :p)

2. How long did it take you to read the books?

*ung first two books mga 4 days pareho then ung 3rd and 4th mga 2 weeks ( i had to stop kasi heheh)

3. Who introduced you to the books?

*myka erica therese (kaso ayaw na niya sa book hahaha)

4. Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

*I downloaded them! ebook galore :D

5. You are looking forward to:

* the final copy of midnight sun :) (i only have the draft kasi)

*watching the movie :D

6. What`s your dream ending to the series?

*edward and ME together (hahaha di nmn masama mangarap eh!)

FAVORITES

7. Who is your favorite character?

*Other than Edward, I loooovee Alice!!! :D

8. Who`s your favorite vampire?

*Edward Anthony Masen Cullen!

9. Who is your favorite werewolf?

*Seth! (he's cool and ang kulit! hehe)

10. What`s one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

*"Take care of my heart, I've left it with you.."

11. What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

*the first morning that edward took bella to school, and the meadow scene :)

12. What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

*when jacob had to sleep with bella in one sleeping bag, it was really cute and funny considering edward was there..

13. How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

* When Alice asked, "Bella, don't you love me?" and she was really mad because of Bella's secret wedding plan hehe.

14. What was your favorite adventure/battle?

*the battle with the Volturi in the meadow, (although it was more of mind games).

15. Which book cover was your favorite?

*twilight, very tempting ;)

16. Are these books among your favorite books of all?

*Yesss!!!! ^_^

THIS OR THAT?

17. Twilight or New Moon?

*Twilight

18. New Moon or Eclipse?

*Eclipse

19. Eclipse or Twilight?

*Twilight

2o. Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

*Midnight sun! (I've read breaking dawn)

21. Midnight Sun or the Twilight movie?

*Moooviee!!

22. The Twilight movie or Breaking Dawn?

*mooooviee! :D

23. Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

*edward, I think bella's such a bitch when she's with jacob and i pity him for getting hurt..

24. Bella or Jacob?

*Jacob (he's funny)

25. Edward or Jacob?

*Edward!!!

26. Bella or Alice?

*Alice! hahaha she's cute! :D

27. Alice or Edward?

*Edward :D

28. Alice or Jacob?

*Alice ;)

29. Rosalie or Alice?

*Alice, definitely

3o. Jasper or Alice ?

*ALiceeee :P

31. Jasper or Edward?

*Edward, is there any contest at all?!

32. Carlisle or Esme?

*this is hard... i love them both! :D

33. Emmett or Jasper?

*Emmet. he's soo goofy..

34. Emmett or Jacob?

*Emmet.:D

35. Bella or Rosalie?

*Bella

36. Esme or Charlie?

*I like Esme more..

37. Charlie or Carlisle?

*Carlisle, irresistible

38. Charlie or Billy?

*charlie, billy's kinda irritating

39. Jacob or Sam?

* jacob... :D

4o. Sam or Quil?

*Quil!!! (especially when he's with claire,, aww cute!)

41. Quil or Embry?

*Quil :)

42. Who`s the better villain:

*Victoria, she got to last for three books! haha.

43. Werewolves or Vampires?

*Vampires! ^_^

MOVIE STUFF

44. How did you first find out about the movie?

*uhhh..trailers? hahah

45. Are you excited?

*yess...

46. What do you think of the casting so far?

*I have a different imagination for bella, and kristen in the movie doesn't really fit her,,, but oh well... we'll just have to watch and see :)

47. Are you going to go see it?

*y-e-s

48. Planning on going with anyone in particular?

*my cousin ^_^

49. Do you think it will stay true to the book?

*the script is different of course.... but yeah i think so..

BREAKING DAWN SPECULATION

5o. Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it`s out?

*err... i have a copy already..

51. Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

*i read it... uh spoiler? but yes she did. hahaha.

52. Do you think she and Edward will get married?

*uhhh.. yeah they got married...

53. Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

*nessie. :)

54. Who do you think Bella will end up with: Edward or Jacob?

*EDWARD...

55. Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

*happy...

56. Who do you think will be the villain/s of the book this time?

*volturi

57. How would you feel about a possible vampire/werewolf cross?

*such a cliche hehe.

58. Do you think Charlie will find out Edward is a vampire?

*not really...

59. Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

*yes. :)

6o. If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

*irina. hahahah spoileeerr!

61. For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

*don't want! :D i still have eternity to live with him!

62. Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

*yeah,. definitely

63. What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

*for everyone to get along..

64. What`s your dream ending?

*me and edward nga! hahaha.

A FEW LAST THINGS

65. In which book did you like Bella`s character best?

*TWILIGHT, she got all bitchy, irritating and selfish in the other books..

66. How about Edward`s?

*third and fourth book

67. Jacob`s?

*the second book...

68. Alice`s?

*thirdbook

69. If it were possible, who would you most want to meet in person?

*edward :D

70. If there was one thing you would say to Stephenie Meyer, what would it be?

* amazing!!!! ^_^ you do know what women want! (it's evident with edward cullen!) hahaha.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

been there, done that and going back again... ^_^

It's been merely three years ago since I first experienced the so-called "dorm life"

and for some odd reason, I got tired of it and opted to become a masochist by commuting everyday from Laguna to Taft ave. ^_^

And now, I'm going back to my so-called dorm life!!! weeeh!!

I'm pretty much excited about it...

I moved in my stuff this afternoon in my new room 505 (huhhu i miss 509!!!)

It felt like l was in first year college again!!! hahahah. I'll be officially moving-in next week. Hence,

no more Internet-all-you-can for me

Good thing though, I finally figured out how I can use my cellphone, connect it to my laptop and turn it into a modem and connect to the Internet.. hooray!!!

Odd as it may seem, I'm actually excited to go back to my dorm diet...(apples, oranges, more apples, instant noodles, canned goods, anything instant, donuts, bread, skyflakes, and the like) Actually, I only have two meals during dorm days namely..lunch and merienda (I rarely have dinner, and I'm not much of a breakfast person)

I wonder though, how baywalk looks like at present. I used to jog there (from pedro gil to CCP and back) during mornings (yes, those were the days when I still had the will to get up at 5am in the morning), hehe. Back those days, they still had the dinosaur thingy along with mister sharky and all those pretty lights and restaurants.Last I heard was that they got evicted or something, due to tax evasion or something like that.

I also have new roomates! I met one this afternoon, her name is Karen. As of present there are three of us in the room, and I heard a fourth roomate would be moving in pretty soon. I'm kinda nervous though, 'coz I'd have to adjust to my new roomates along with new room rules and the like. I'm pretty much comfortable with my old room (509), 'coz I've stayed there for more than 3 years..so me and ate Lilet were pretty much like the "big bosses" of the room hehe (we kinda bullied new comers, especially if they were unorderly with their stuff)

Seeing my dorm today was simply exhilirating and exciting. Adrenaline rush!!! ^_^
I just hope I could still write articles though. T_T

Nonetheless, I'm reaaaalyyy reallyy excited!

Thursday, October 30, 2008

when's the OLDEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE???

On your Way to Your Birthday on 29.December.1987:

You were born on Tuesday on 29.December.1987 and you think this is your oldest day of your life history but you are sadly wrong. Let's surprise you:

22.February.1987, Sunday, (Your birthday -310 days):

On 22.February.1987, Sunday, your father has produced the semen that will be half of you soon.

He produced 1000 sperms every second of his life and you will be be lucky one out of 500 million sperm he sent on their way in the conceivement. You may find interesting to know that if he had drunk (or not drunk) coffee on this Sunday morning, you might born completely as someone else (for instance in the opposite sex) as kafein changes the speed of male sperms.

9.March.1987, Monday (Your birthday -295 days):

Today your mother ad her last menstrual cycle and started building up the egg, that will be the other half of you.

After today, she will not have this cycle again for a very long time (thanks to you!). She spent Monday as moody, anxious, short-tempered and you should be glad, you were not around her that day!

24.March.1987, Tuesday (Your birthday -280 days):

Your mother's egg is ready to build the other half of you and your father and your mother got together to make you.

But there is still no "you" around so don't get excited much. It can take several hours for your father's sperm to reach your mother's egg and now t is just on its way out.

25.March.1987, Wednesday (Your birthday -279 days):

Out of 500 million sperm on their way to your mother's egg, the sperm which built you has won the race by coming first and the sperm and the egg is became one to make your very first cell. Do you see how lucky your half (the sperm) be by winning coming up first among 500 million other rivals? Never tell you are not lucky anymore!

We can call Wednesday, 25.March.1987 as your "first day alive" because this is when you are a living entity, an embryo, congratulations! Although you are just a 1 cell creature today your unique DNA is also formed so your future destiny like your sex, height, physical apperance, intelligence, chatacteristic and vulnability to certain dissesases is already been determined.

8.April.1987, Wednesday (Your birthday -265 days):

If your mother is an intelligent women, she would have suspected that she is pregnant at 8.April.1987, Wednesday. She is not very sure yet but she is suspicious. We hope she was excited and joyed, not worried.

15.April.1987, Wednesday (Your birthday -258 days):

Today your mother is telling your father about her pregrancy and he is celebrating to be a daddy!

Day 15.April.1987, Wednesday is also important in that, your heart has pumped for the first time today. We don't know if it is a coincedence that your father learned about you in the very day, your heart first pumped!

30.June.1987, Tuesday (Your birthday -182 days):

Your parents could have lawfully got an abortion until 30.June.1987, Tuesday so this is also an important day of your life. Today they decided you should live!

We are glad they didn't otherwise, we'd lose one site visitor in pokemybirthday.com.

29.December.1987, Tuesday(Your birthday):

You are born to a cruel world. Happy birthday little buddy! We hope you remember to enjoy your life which was a big journey from day minus 310 to today.

Some Interesting Facts About Your Life

Born on 29.December.1987? Here is some interesting facts about your life:

Your lucky days are Tuesday (Conceivement date, Your parents decided to not to have an abortion, You were born) and Wednesday (Your first cell is built, Your mother suspects she is pregnant, Your heart beat for the first time).
You are 20 years 44 weeks 3 days 10 hours 40 minutes 46 seconds old.
You will receive your next birthday gift in 8 weeks 3 days 13 hours 19 minutes 14 seconds later.

courtesy of pokemybirthday.com

How popular is YOUR name?:)

got this site from stat in symb :)

FAITH is the most popular 857.th name in USA (... 855.mike , 856.sudha , 857.faith , 858.rama , 859.jodi ...). One in every 5,663 Americans are named as FAITH and popularity of name FAITH is 176.59 people per million.

If we compare the popularity statistics of FAITH to USA's population statistics, we can estimate that as of October.30.2008 11:27 there are 53,909 people named as FAITH in the United States and the number of FAITH's are increasing by 464 people every year.

Usage of faith as a middle name is slightly more common than its usage as a first name. The sum of alphabetical order of letters in FAITH is 44 and this makes FAITH arithmetic buddies with words like Gamer, Grand.

FAITH in Braille (Blind) Alphabet :

FAITH in Sign Language :

FAITH in Morse Code :

..-..-..-....

FAITH in Marine Flag Language :

FAITH as a Bar code:

(ayaw lumabas ng image dito sa multi eh hehe)

Names That Includes FAITH as a Whole

Maryfaith, Faithnkeech

Compatible Names with FAITH According to First Letters

Compatible Names According to First 4 Letters (FAIT) - Names That Begins with fait:

Compatible Names According to First 3 Letters (FAI) - Names That Begins with fai:

Faisal, Faiz, Faina, Fai, Fair, Faiza, Fain, Fairbanks, Faison, Fairfax, Faiyaz, Faine, Fairey, Fairchild, Fairbank, Faizan, Fairman, Faizi, Faiqa, Fairweather

Compatible Names According to First 2 Letters (FA) - Names That Begins with fa:

Faye, Fay, Farid, Fadi, Fatima, Farhad, Farah, Farrell, Farooq, Fabian, Farouk, Fabio, Fayez, Farrukh, Farzana, Fahim, Fausto, Fang, Farida, Farhat

Rhyming Names with faith According to Last Letters

Rhyming Names According to Last 4 Letters (AITH) - Names That Ends with aith:

Laith, Ghaith, Galbraith, Straith, Quyenthaith

Rhyming Names According to Last 3 Letters (ITH) - Names That Ends with ith:

Keith, Judith, Smith, Meredith, Edith, Griffith, Ajith, Meridith, Nishith, Kennith, Kerith, Leith, Lalith, Basith, Ranjith, Beckwith, Kenith, Monteith, Sujith, Ardith

Rhyming Names According to Last 2 Letters (TH) - Names That Ends with th:

Kenneth, Elizabeth, Beth, Ruth, Seth, Elisabeth, Garth, Nath, Ellsworth, Heath, Marybeth, Roth, Worth, Gareth, Lizabeth, Vishwanath, Barth, Lisbeth, Lizbeth, Booth

Compatible Names with FAITH According to First and Last Letters

First Names which starts with fa and ends with th :

Farnsworth, Fazilath, Faircloth

The sum of alphabetical order of letters in FAITH is 44:

F	A	İ	T	H	TOTAL
6	1	9	20	8	44

With this sum name FAITH ranks as 7688.th name according to its aritmetic value (... 7686.minh, 7687.erika, 7688.faith, 7689.emile, 7690.andy ...). There are 703 other names which have the same sum of 44 in our database (0.94%)

Most common names with the same aritmetic sum of 44 are:

allen, brian, ray, hugh, helen, jos, abraham, brenda, gregg, tina, hong, hope, minh, erika, emile, andy, dante, chul, archie, rajan

Some words from the dictionary with the same aritmetic sum of 44 are:

gamer, grand

Courtesy of PokeMyName.com

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Bata, bata, may buhay sa labas ng kwarto...

ever since sembreak started, i wasn't able to create a decent blog entry (not that i'm saying this one's decent lol) two weeks na ata since our neuro finals, or maybe one? haha i really have no sense of time and date these days.

since my cousin is staying with us throughout the break.. i actually have someone to talk to! hooray. along with the fact that i have someone to share my buhay bum regimen with. now if you're wondering what the heck is the buhay bum regimen.. let me give you the essential points:

11am/12pm - wake up.

12pm-4pm -eat late lunch on bed, playing games on the laptop, surfing the net, and basically do our best at being unproductive..

4pm-5pm - hunt for merienda, while doing the same stuff in bed (e.g. surfing the net..STILL)

5-7pm- go for that late late late afternoon siesta...still in bed. (we're not couch potatoes you see,,, we're more of bed potatoes hahha)

7pm-8pm usualy dinner time however we tend to pass...and instead stay glued to our lptop screens.. trying to finish sally's salon or jane's realty, or whatever diner-dash-like game we just downloaded or probably watch some japanese anime thingy my cousin loves to watch

11pm-12am- this would probably be the time where our stomachs get pro-active. since we passed dinner, this would be the time when we go for a very very late diner/ midnight snack.
we try to cookup something...eat... and...still stay online.

12am-3 or 4am- surf surf surf. shessh.. till we get sleepy, go to sleep and repeat the whole thing all over again.

di na kami lumalabas ng kwarto. hahahah. as i say to people who dare enter my room, "this is a wifi friendly zone" at sabi nga ni kuya sa bday greeting niya sa cousin ko "happy bday, may buhay sa labas ng kwarto!!!" hahahah.

lol. damn. i love sembreaks.

oh well... im gonna miss going online anyway... dorm na ulit ako next sem!!!

hay... dahil dito sa aming bum-galore-lifestyle... now im cramming up 15 articles for fat loss. to think of it I even write lines like... "living a sedentary lifestyle is bad for you!" lmao. talk about practicing what you preach. hahhahaha!

boo hoo. T_T

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

sa wakas

sa wakas.

natapos din ang isang taong paghihintay.

sa wakas.

makakahinga na rin ng maluwag.

sa wakas.

makakausod na rin ang buhay

sa wakas.

ako'y di na muling natinag.

sa wakas!

goodbye neuro

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

UP Professors' Quotable Quotes

Got this from one distant contact in multiply.. to think of it,, nagiisip ako ng quotable quote from my UP profs...hahah wala ako maisip hahaha! ^_^

UP Professors' Quotable Quotes
> >
> > 1. "The aim of policy making is to invoke
> action! Because action speaks louder
> > than words! You do not just say I love you. You say:
> If you love me, enter me! " -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
> >
> > 2. "Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam
> nyo. I am having a hard time
> > checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on
> what to do about it.
> > Class don't worry about your grade. Let me worry
> about it." Sir de jesus,envi sci 1
> >
> > 3. (valentines day)
> >
> > "Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang
> bababa ng scores niyo?
> > Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya
> ganito kayo. Losers!!!
> > When i was your age i had a
> date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
> > euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo
> masaya..." (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig)
> > "I won't record this. Go find a date."
> (sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.
> >
> > 4. Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology
> graduates can read minds...
> > (silence) Actually, we can.
> > Class: Weh.. Sample..
> > Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffin
> -Ma'am Chei Billedo, Psych
> >
> > 5. "I don't give surprise long exams. all
> exams are announced. Halimbawa,
> > Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!" -Ma'am
> Chei
> >
> > 6. "The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala
> kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may
> > kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!! -Dr.
> Recio
> >
> > 7. "Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin
> ko ba nun? di naman ako
> > yayaman dun." -Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I
> >
> > 8. (commenting on a thesis of a
> senior student) 'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!!
> > Mamamatay ka!!' - Dr. llanes, UPM.
> >
> > 9. "Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya
> kung gusto niyong magka-anak
> > ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang
> gumagawa." -Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10
> >
> > 10. "Last sem was the first time that I gave a
> grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
> > Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class
> >
> >
> > nung freshie ako:
> > atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami
> ng Nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun.
> > --Socio 11 Prof
> >
> >
> > "you do not fall in love; you rise in love.
> That's how you love rationally." --Dr. FG david
> >
> >
> > "Try to die! Try to die!" - sir billones,
> on a student who is palpitating while taking the exam. He
> claims
> > that after incident refreshed na lagi yung
> estudyante. If I know, pag naaalala ng
> estudyanteng yun yung moment na yun,
> > kaya siya laging refreshed, kasi natatawa siya pag
> naaalala niya iyon.
> >
> > "Anong molars? You don't say molars because
> it is an adjective! Do you say beautifuls?" - ma'am
> ilao,
> > to a student who said "n molars"
> >
> > "Kahit magpakamatay ka pa di mo masasagot yang
> problem
> > set na yan dahil pang-157 (phy chem II) yan!" -
> ibid
> >
> > "Do not memorize! Analyze!" - doc nic,
> advising us, her students never to memorize reaction
> mechanisms
> >
> > "Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa
> totoong buhay. Pero an approximation is good enough" -
> sir
> > engle, on ideal and real systems
> >
> >
> > "Don't take the BAR and yourselves too
> seriously. baka mabalitaan nalang namin na nag-o-oral
> summation kayo sa
> > Luneta. O lumulutang-lutang sa PasigRiver. Enjoy
> yourselves, relax, and read at least 15 hours a day.
> Nakakabobo ang
> >
> sobrang tulog. MAg relax ka habang nagbabasa. Magrelax
> habang nagmi-memorize. "
> >
> > "Pag nananaba ka sa oras ng exams, ibig sabihin
> di ka papasa."
> >
> > "Oh the BAR isn't scary. It's
> terrifying. It might even kill you."
> > and the unforgettable: "Wow. Rape-able."
> and "Stand up Miss ___ so that I might see the contours
> of
> > your body."
> >
> > alternately encouraging and disheartening ang drama
> nitong prof na'to.
> >
> > Ito naman from our Prof. Ancient:
> > "Mga engineers? Nako. Bihira pumapasa sa
> BAR."
> >
> > "UP ka nag-undergrad? Bright ka ba?"
> >
> > "Sa mga taga-UP lang ako bilib eh. Pagpasok nila
> sa lawschool, hindi sila disoriented. Bilib ako sa study
> habits
> > na meron yang mga batang yan. Some of them look like
> they eat kamote thrice a day, pero ang utak, di
> ututin!"
> > (ewan ko kung matutuwa ako dito o hindi)
> >
> >
> > sabi ng aming
> dean who is 80 yrs old, "class your laughing now,
> but i will predecease you
> > all"
> >
> >
> > prof: O, meron na bang nakapunta sa inyong XXX
> > class: (tahimik)
> > prof: (medyo nadisappoint) Ano?! Puro na lang ba kayo
> aral?
> > Aral na lang kayo ng aral, ha? Wala na kayong
> napupuntahan kakaaral niyo!
> >
> >
> >
> > same prof: Nakita niyo na ba ang Hooverdam?
> > class: (tahimik uli)
> > prof: Hehehehe, ang yabang ko talaga!
> >
> >
> > Second day of classes
> > Same Prof: (kinuha ang box ng colored chalks) Ano ba
> naman ito... (tapos iniitsa sa lamesa yung mga dark colored
> > chalks)
> > class: (tahimik na nagmamasid)
> > Prof: Class, sulatan niyo ang manufacturer ng chalk
> na ito, at sabihing tanggalin na ang mga walang kwentang
> kulay na
> > ito... brown, green, violet. hindi makikita ito sa
> board. Convince them
> > class: (tahimik at gulat)
>
> > Prof: and .25 incentive sa final grade niyo!
> >
> >
> > terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng
> class..): ok class.. see you next sem!
> >
> >
> > "Ateneo is not a university, it's a diploma
> mill. Bakit ba nakangiti pa mga estudyante dyan kapag
> lalabas sila
> > ng gate nila, hindi ba nila nalalaman ang nami-miss
> nila sa edukasyon?"
> >
> >
> > "The more wisdom you obtain, the more you shut
> your mouth. This is because the more that you learn, the
> more you
> > realize that there are even more things that you do
> not know. The true mark of an idiot is a loudmouth, the true
> > mark of a wise man is humility" --Paraphrased
> galing kay PI100. Puta best prof sa CAL.
> >
> > "IE? Di naman engineering yun e" -Thesis
> adviser
> >
> >
> > Classmate: Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami
> mag report?
> > Ma'am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So
> yes,
> pwede next week.
> >
> >
> > galing kay sir U eliserio during creative writing
> class...
> > "try everything once except incest"
> >
> > and one day pumasok ng room, galit na galit. hinagis
> ang bag sa table, nagwawala sa harap ng room dahil hindi daw
> > nasagot ng previous class niya ang question niya.
> kaya dapat daw masagot namin, ang makasagot may plus points.
> kapag
> > walang makasagot, lagot kami. ang tanong....
> "class, sinong lalaking artista dun sa
> > TV show na wonder years"?
> >
> >
> > "Mamatay na mangopya..."
> > saka
> > "Ang hindi maka-100, bobo!".
> >
> >
> > "im gay. so gay i could show you my penis
> because it is but an accessory to my body"
> > -jean navera, spcm1
> >
> >
> > FIRST DAY OF CLASSES: "Kung may boyfriend o
> girlfriend kayo na hindi taga-UP, hiwalayan niyo na agad.
> Walang
> > pupuntahan yan. Hindi kayo
> magkaka-intindihan. Tapos yung mga anak niyo, magiging
> bobo. Gusto niyo ba yun?"
> >
> > ANOTHER PROF: "Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng
> boyfriend dito sa UP. Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito.
> > Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the child's
> intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag
> kayo kukuha
> > ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo
> anak niyo."
> >
> > "Class, Chinatownis not in China. And Ateneo de
> Manila University is not... a university."
> >
> >
> > STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?
> > PROF: From what school are they?
> > STUDENT: St. Scho po.
> > PROF: "Go ahead. So they'll realize what
> they're missing. St. Scho, St. Scho... eskwelahan na ba
> > yun sa inyo?!"
> >
> >
> > sa PHILO:
> > "I THINK THEREFORE I AM FROM UP!"
> >
> >
> > "Class, kaya mahal ang bayad sa mga professors
> sa ibang school
> kasi ang bobobo ng mga estudyante dun. Dyuskoh,
> > I used to teach there... at lumuluha talaga ako ng
> dugo bago maintindihan ng mga students yung sinasabi ko. Ang
> mahal nga
> > ng bayad, magkakasakit ka naman sa panga kakaulit ng
> lessons! Wag na lang! Dito na ko sa UP, at least
> > nagkakaintindihan tayo. Diba?"
> >
> >
> > Dahil kami ang mga huling estudyante ni Dr.David at
> mahal na mahal namin siya, nag-compile kami dati ng mga
> quotable
> > quotes mula sa kanya. Ito ang ilan:
> > "Meanings we find are the meanings we
> make."
> > "WHAT YOU LEARN IN UP IS TO GO ON AND NEVER GIVE
> UP.
> > THAT IF THERE BE ONE PERSON LEFT STANDING, LET IT BE
> ME. LET
> > ATENEO FALL FIRST BEFORE UP..."
> > "The measure of a man is how many doors he has
> opened
> > to other people, especially to those he doesn't
> > know."
> > "To be born is to die. In between they grow and
> > multiply like flies. 6.2
> billion people in the world.
> > Kadiri, ano?"
> > "Why not life? Why call it soul? Call a spade a
> > spade."
> > "Earth is the only heaven we can know."
> > "religion is a successful economic
> institution"
> > "Do not live long enough to be worthless."
> > "Domestication of the human male is one of the
> > greatest achievement of the human race."
> > "I do not know many. I only know enough to teach
> my
> > classes."
> >
> >
> > "We do not accept anyone here in class except
> for those who are members of a certain minority group. For
> > example, gays are part of a minority group, bakla ka
> ba? If you admit to this class that you are gay, then
> I'll
> > admit you"
> > -Prof "hail to the chair", to a guy student
> na nagpre-prerog
> >
> >
> > "kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw.
> > "ergo, gma's marriage to mike arroyo is null
> and void ab initio."
> >
> consti law class, 1st sem, AY 2005-06
> >
> >
> > "running for summa ka? mapapagod ka lang."
> >
> >
> > "Bilib ka kay Alan Peter Cayetano? E ambaba ng
> grades n'un e!"
> >
> > "Si Miriam, crush ko 'yun dati. Muntikan na
> maging kami, kaso nasiraan ng ulo, kaya 'yun, iba ang
> asawa
> > ko."
> >
> > "Class, gusto ko kayong i-train na mag-English,
> so when you're here in class, magsalita kayo ng English!
> > Ako lang ang exempted dahil matanda na ako at ako ang
> teacher!"
> >
> >
> > Ma'am Vitriolo (2nd to the last meeting)
> > Okay class, next week, we start the lecture proper.
> >
> >
> > more of Ma'am Ilao "Hindi mahirap makakuha
> ng UNO sa class ko. yung
> > gumradweeeyt last year na Magna Cum Laude ng Biochem,
> uno siya sakin sa Chem 18"
> >
> >
> > Sabi ng Prof ko dahil may kaklase akong recite ng
> recite w/o raising her hand
> > "I
> think this is the first time i have a student w/ tourette
> in my class..."
> > Recite parin ng recite yung student "Wow the
> ejaculatory comments just don't
> > stop!"
> >
> >
> > from my socsci1 prof last sem: "Birds of the
> same feather FLOCK together...don' t forget the L".
>
> >
> >
> > "I'll strangle you, strangle you really
> hard, smack right in your jugular (pause ng mga 5 seconds),
> you do
> > know where your jugular is?"
> >
> >
> > "Be ready with your speech because I am going to
> lambaste you!"
> > -namutla nalang yung classmate kong freshie after
> hearing sir navera sa spcm 1 namin
> >
> >
> > 'bakit parang napakaligaya ng klase niyo? maging
> sad naman kayo, 5 mins.' - prof ko sa math 100.
> >
> >
> > "well of course when you sell your soul you have
> to make an elaborate justification to make yourself feel
> > good." -Sir Walden Bello, Socio 127,
> this sem grabe ang galing ni sir bello. nakakaamaze.
> >
> > "ano bang natapos mo? italian 8?"
> >
> > "punyetissima! " (sosyal pati mura
> italian!)
> >
> > "look at me i'm 433 years old pero ang lakas
> lakas ko pa. eh kung walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako
> ng
> > damo. kung wala eh di tubig, kung wala mag-ipon na
> lang ako ng laway."
> > -Sir Tiamson, Italian 11, this sem
> >
> >
> > When you graduate, then you begin to live.
> > -Dr. Carmen Jimenez, Psych 118
> >
> >
> > from Prof Soresca in my spanish 1 class
> > Prof:"Mr. Gatbunton, why are you late?!"
> > Student:"Sorry Mam, galing pa ako Las
> Pinas."
> > Prof: "Ladies, don't marry somebody from Las
> Pinas
> > because they have bamboo organs!!"
> >
> >
> > "there are only two countries who still use
> Fahrenheit.. the United States of America and Liberia... a
> pathetic country in africa"
>
> > --Sir Argete
> >
> >
> > Marx is more Christian than Christ and Christ is more
> Marxist than Marx. - Sir Lanuza.
> >
> >
> > May kaklase ako, may jowang taga Ateneo
> > "Ateneo? How could you love someone from the
> Ateneo?"
> >
> >
> > sa geol11, ayaw mag-recite ng mga classmates ko..
> > sabi ni ma'am cathy "wag na mahiya, you have
> nothing to lose but your
> > face.."
> >
> > si sir agapito..habang 2nd exam at malakas ang ulan..
>
> > "ang lakas ng ulan, ayos yan at least hindi
> halata pag umiiyak.."
> >
> >
> > Class: Sir, sa exams po ba nagbibigay kayo ng partial
> > points?
> > Prof: Hmm, if I see partial wisdom.
> >
> >
> > "It's okay to smoke inside my class. As long
> as you don't breathe it out." -Dr. Obsioma,
> > Biodiversity
> >
> > "Oh, this is good. It's poetic because
> it's perfectly stupid." - Ricardo de
> Ungria last week on my
> > classmate's work.
> >
> >
> > Prof: Did I remind the class last meeting that
> we're going to have an exam today?
> > Class: (dead air)
> > Prof: Ok, it seems I forgot to remind the class that
> we're going to have an exam today. I'm giving you
> > five minutes then to buy a bluebook. We're going
> to have an exam today.
> >
> >
> > sir tiamson (span 11)
> > "ayan, di ka makasagot. yung bakal sa ngipin mo
> naapektuhan na yung pagsasalita mo"

Jerry Lanuza, Socio 11 (summer):

“di mo responsibilidad yan. Pero wala kang karapatang umayaw.”

“responsibilidad nating batikusin ang gobyerno para sa ikaaayos nito”.

“ang mga Pilipino, imbes na maging thermostat, nagiging thermometer nalang. Kapag bumababa o tumataas sa set point ang temperature ng kapaligiran, binubuksan ang heater o aircon ng thermostat para maging constant lang ang value ng temp. Ang thermometer, tinitignan lang nito kung mataas o mababa ang temperature. Tayong mga Pilipino, imbes na pangalagaan natin ang ating bayan na maging maayos (umaksyon katulad ng thermostat), para bang minemeasure nalang natin ang temperature ng panggagago sa atin at tinatanggap kahit alam nating mali.”

“MAY BAYAG KA BA PARA SA PAGBABAGO?”

At least alam kong gago ako at alam ko kung paano pwedeng maiwasan kung paano mabawasan ang aking panggagago. Ikaw? Pano ka?

"There's no such thing as neutrality." (a cliche?! whatever, bsta I got this from Prof. Sarile, CAS)

Dr. Morales, CP: Have you not scruples?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

EMO DAD: one of a kind! hahaha.

Unlike the typical "father figure" kind of image that most fathers have, my dad is just a bit far from ordinary. (I am stating this on a perfectly 3rd person point of view, with no bias at all)

Well, if you've got a father who is more "japorms" than you are...wouldn't that be out of ordinary?

My dad loves to shop for clothes.

He's a pastor, but I guess he's the living testimony that pastors do wear normal clothes and aren't chained to their barong and slacks attire. hehe.

He actually has more branded clothes than I do.

And as of the moment, he is sporting the EMO Look. (which he has no idea of..)

F: Dad! ang ganda ng hoody moooo akin na lang!
D: Ayoko.
F: New glasses? Hahaha mukhang emo glasses. emooo!! emoo!!!! si dadyy emoo!!
D: huh? ano yon? cartoons?
F: hindi.. tao yun!
D: san? sa pelikula? tv?
F: hinddiiii
(D goes out of room wearing hoodyjacket + emo glasses)
F: OMG!!!! you look sooo emoo na tlga!!! bwhahahah!
D: (grins) sino ba si EMO?
F: wala finding emo.. pero dad supper cute tlga ng get up moo!! waaah!
D: Gerald Anderson!
F: huh?! ahhh..(long pause) okaaayy.....(pause) bwhahahahahahah!!!

ang tatay kong japorms. san ka pa?! hahahaha