UP Professors' Quotable Quotes

Got this from one distant contact in multiply.. to think of it,, nagiisip ako ng quotable quote from my UP profs...hahah wala ako maisip hahaha! ^_^



UP Professors' Quotable Quotes
> >
> > 1. "The aim of policy making is to invoke
> action! Because action speaks louder
> > than words! You do not just say I love you. You say:
> If you love me, enter me! " -Dr. Alfonso Pacquing
> >
> > 2. "Class, next week na lang ung result sa exam
> nyo. I am having a hard time
> > checking it. I will seek first the divine guidance on
> what to do about it.
> > Class don't worry about your grade. Let me worry
> about it." Sir de jesus,envi sci 1
> >
> > 3. (valentines day)
> >
> > "Ano ba yan? Students ba kayo ng UP? Bakit ang
> bababa ng scores niyo?
> > Siguro wala kayong date ngayong valentines kaya
> ganito kayo. Losers!!!
> > When i was your age i had a
> date. Hindi ba naapektuhan ng UP FAIR
> > euphoria ng grades niyo? Parang di kayo
> masaya..." (sabay matching tapon ng quizzes sa sahig)
> > "I won't record this. Go find a date."
> (sabay walk out.) -Sir Doliente,BA.
> >
> > 4. Ma'am: Many people believe that we, psychology
> graduates can read minds...
> > (silence) Actually, we can.
> > Class: Weh.. Sample..
> > Ma'am: Right now, you think that I'm bluffin
> -Ma'am Chei Billedo, Psych
> >
> > 5. "I don't give surprise long exams. all
> exams are announced. Halimbawa,
> > Class, mageexam tayo, NGAYON NA!" -Ma'am
> Chei
> >
> > 6. "The human body is 70% water. Kaya wala
> kayong kasaysayan lahat. Pag may
> > kaaway ka, sabihin mo sa kanya, TUBIG KA LANG!!! -Dr.
> Recio
> >
> > 7. "Oo, nagpapaulan ako ng uno... baket? aanhin
> ko ba nun? di naman ako
> > yayaman dun." -Sir Atoy Navarro, histo I
> >
> > 8. (commenting on a thesis of a
> senior student) 'Yang thesis mo? .. Mamamatay ka!!
> > Mamamatay ka!!' - Dr. llanes, UPM.
> >
> > 9. "Nasa bandang gilid ang fallopian tube. Kaya
> kung gusto niyong magka-anak
> > ng asawa niyo, dapat nakatagilid kayo habang
> gumagawa." -Ma'am Meggie, Zoo 10
> >
> > 10. "Last sem was the first time that I gave a
> grade of 5, and it felt good!!!"
> > Prof Goldie, Comm II, circa 1998, first day of class
> >
> >
> > nung freshie ako:
> > atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami
> ng Nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun.
> > --Socio 11 Prof
> >
> >
> > "you do not fall in love; you rise in love.
> That's how you love rationally." --Dr. FG david
> >
> >
> > "Try to die! Try to die!" - sir billones,
> on a student who is palpitating while taking the exam. He
> claims
> > that after incident refreshed na lagi yung
> estudyante. If I know, pag naaalala ng
> estudyanteng yun yung moment na yun,
> > kaya siya laging refreshed, kasi natatawa siya pag
> naaalala niya iyon.
> >
> > "Anong molars? You don't say molars because
> it is an adjective! Do you say beautifuls?" - ma'am
> ilao,
> > to a student who said "n molars"
> >
> > "Kahit magpakamatay ka pa di mo masasagot yang
> problem
> > set na yan dahil pang-157 (phy chem II) yan!" -
> ibid
> >
> > "Do not memorize! Analyze!" - doc nic,
> advising us, her students never to memorize reaction
> mechanisms
> >
> > "Kaya nga ideal eh, hindi siya nangyayari sa
> totoong buhay. Pero an approximation is good enough" -
> sir
> > engle, on ideal and real systems
> >
> >
> > "Don't take the BAR and yourselves too
> seriously. baka mabalitaan nalang namin na nag-o-oral
> summation kayo sa
> > Luneta. O lumulutang-lutang sa PasigRiver. Enjoy
> yourselves, relax, and read at least 15 hours a day.
> Nakakabobo ang
> >
> sobrang tulog. MAg relax ka habang nagbabasa. Magrelax
> habang nagmi-memorize. "
> >
> > "Pag nananaba ka sa oras ng exams, ibig sabihin
> di ka papasa."
> >
> > "Oh the BAR isn't scary. It's
> terrifying. It might even kill you."
> > and the unforgettable: "Wow. Rape-able."
> and "Stand up Miss ___ so that I might see the contours
> of
> > your body."
> >
> > alternately encouraging and disheartening ang drama
> nitong prof na'to.
> >
> > Ito naman from our Prof. Ancient:
> > "Mga engineers? Nako. Bihira pumapasa sa
> BAR."
> >
> > "UP ka nag-undergrad? Bright ka ba?"
> >
> > "Sa mga taga-UP lang ako bilib eh. Pagpasok nila
> sa lawschool, hindi sila disoriented. Bilib ako sa study
> habits
> > na meron yang mga batang yan. Some of them look like
> they eat kamote thrice a day, pero ang utak, di
> ututin!"
> > (ewan ko kung matutuwa ako dito o hindi)
> >
> >
> > sabi ng aming
> dean who is 80 yrs old, "class your laughing now,
> but i will predecease you
> > all"
> >
> >
> > prof: O, meron na bang nakapunta sa inyong XXX
> > class: (tahimik)
> > prof: (medyo nadisappoint) Ano?! Puro na lang ba kayo
> aral?
> > Aral na lang kayo ng aral, ha? Wala na kayong
> napupuntahan kakaaral niyo!
> >
> >
> >
> > same prof: Nakita niyo na ba ang Hooverdam?
> > class: (tahimik uli)
> > prof: Hehehehe, ang yabang ko talaga!
> >
> >
> > Second day of classes
> > Same Prof: (kinuha ang box ng colored chalks) Ano ba
> naman ito... (tapos iniitsa sa lamesa yung mga dark colored
> > chalks)
> > class: (tahimik na nagmamasid)
> > Prof: Class, sulatan niyo ang manufacturer ng chalk
> na ito, at sabihing tanggalin na ang mga walang kwentang
> kulay na
> > ito... brown, green, violet. hindi makikita ito sa
> board. Convince them
> > class: (tahimik at gulat)
>
> > Prof: and .25 incentive sa final grade niyo!
> >
> >
> > terror prof after an exam (last day na din ng
> class..): ok class.. see you next sem!
> >
> >
> > "Ateneo is not a university, it's a diploma
> mill. Bakit ba nakangiti pa mga estudyante dyan kapag
> lalabas sila
> > ng gate nila, hindi ba nila nalalaman ang nami-miss
> nila sa edukasyon?"
> >
> >
> > "The more wisdom you obtain, the more you shut
> your mouth. This is because the more that you learn, the
> more you
> > realize that there are even more things that you do
> not know. The true mark of an idiot is a loudmouth, the true
> > mark of a wise man is humility" --Paraphrased
> galing kay PI100. Puta best prof sa CAL.
> >
> > "IE? Di naman engineering yun e" -Thesis
> adviser
> >
> >
> > Classmate: Ma'am, pwede po bang next week na kami
> mag report?
> > Ma'am: Alam mo, God is good. And I am God. So
> yes,
> pwede next week.
> >
> >
> > galing kay sir U eliserio during creative writing
> class...
> > "try everything once except incest"
> >
> > and one day pumasok ng room, galit na galit. hinagis
> ang bag sa table, nagwawala sa harap ng room dahil hindi daw
> > nasagot ng previous class niya ang question niya.
> kaya dapat daw masagot namin, ang makasagot may plus points.
> kapag
> > walang makasagot, lagot kami. ang tanong....
> "class, sinong lalaking artista dun sa
> > TV show na wonder years"?
> >
> >
> > "Mamatay na mangopya..."
> > saka
> > "Ang hindi maka-100, bobo!".
> >
> >
> > "im gay. so gay i could show you my penis
> because it is but an accessory to my body"
> > -jean navera, spcm1
> >
> >
> > FIRST DAY OF CLASSES: "Kung may boyfriend o
> girlfriend kayo na hindi taga-UP, hiwalayan niyo na agad.
> Walang
> > pupuntahan yan. Hindi kayo
> magkaka-intindihan. Tapos yung mga anak niyo, magiging
> bobo. Gusto niyo ba yun?"
> >
> > ANOTHER PROF: "Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng
> boyfriend dito sa UP. Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito.
> > Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the child's
> intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag
> kayo kukuha
> > ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo
> anak niyo."
> >
> > "Class, Chinatownis not in China. And Ateneo de
> Manila University is not... a university."
> >
> >
> > STUDENT: Sir, pwede po magpa-sit in yung friends ko?
> > PROF: From what school are they?
> > STUDENT: St. Scho po.
> > PROF: "Go ahead. So they'll realize what
> they're missing. St. Scho, St. Scho... eskwelahan na ba
> > yun sa inyo?!"
> >
> >
> > sa PHILO:
> > "I THINK THEREFORE I AM FROM UP!"
> >
> >
> > "Class, kaya mahal ang bayad sa mga professors
> sa ibang school
> kasi ang bobobo ng mga estudyante dun. Dyuskoh,
> > I used to teach there... at lumuluha talaga ako ng
> dugo bago maintindihan ng mga students yung sinasabi ko. Ang
> mahal nga
> > ng bayad, magkakasakit ka naman sa panga kakaulit ng
> lessons! Wag na lang! Dito na ko sa UP, at least
> > nagkakaintindihan tayo. Diba?"
> >
> >
> > Dahil kami ang mga huling estudyante ni Dr.David at
> mahal na mahal namin siya, nag-compile kami dati ng mga
> quotable
> > quotes mula sa kanya. Ito ang ilan:
> > "Meanings we find are the meanings we
> make."
> > "WHAT YOU LEARN IN UP IS TO GO ON AND NEVER GIVE
> UP.
> > THAT IF THERE BE ONE PERSON LEFT STANDING, LET IT BE
> ME. LET
> > ATENEO FALL FIRST BEFORE UP..."
> > "The measure of a man is how many doors he has
> opened
> > to other people, especially to those he doesn't
> > know."
> > "To be born is to die. In between they grow and
> > multiply like flies. 6.2
> billion people in the world.
> > Kadiri, ano?"
> > "Why not life? Why call it soul? Call a spade a
> > spade."
> > "Earth is the only heaven we can know."
> > "religion is a successful economic
> institution"
> > "Do not live long enough to be worthless."
> > "Domestication of the human male is one of the
> > greatest achievement of the human race."
> > "I do not know many. I only know enough to teach
> my
> > classes."
> >
> >
> > "We do not accept anyone here in class except
> for those who are members of a certain minority group. For
> > example, gays are part of a minority group, bakla ka
> ba? If you admit to this class that you are gay, then
> I'll
> > admit you"
> > -Prof "hail to the chair", to a guy student
> na nagpre-prerog
> >
> >
> > "kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw.
> > "ergo, gma's marriage to mike arroyo is null
> and void ab initio."
> >
> consti law class, 1st sem, AY 2005-06
> >
> >
> > "running for summa ka? mapapagod ka lang."
> >
> >
> > "Bilib ka kay Alan Peter Cayetano? E ambaba ng
> grades n'un e!"
> >
> > "Si Miriam, crush ko 'yun dati. Muntikan na
> maging kami, kaso nasiraan ng ulo, kaya 'yun, iba ang
> asawa
> > ko."
> >
> > "Class, gusto ko kayong i-train na mag-English,
> so when you're here in class, magsalita kayo ng English!
> > Ako lang ang exempted dahil matanda na ako at ako ang
> teacher!"
> >
> >
> > Ma'am Vitriolo (2nd to the last meeting)
> > Okay class, next week, we start the lecture proper.
> >
> >
> > more of Ma'am Ilao "Hindi mahirap makakuha
> ng UNO sa class ko. yung
> > gumradweeeyt last year na Magna Cum Laude ng Biochem,
> uno siya sakin sa Chem 18"
> >
> >
> > Sabi ng Prof ko dahil may kaklase akong recite ng
> recite w/o raising her hand
> > "I
> think this is the first time i have a student w/ tourette
> in my class..."
> > Recite parin ng recite yung student "Wow the
> ejaculatory comments just don't
> > stop!"
> >
> >
> > from my socsci1 prof last sem: "Birds of the
> same feather FLOCK together...don' t forget the L".
>
> >
> >
> > "I'll strangle you, strangle you really
> hard, smack right in your jugular (pause ng mga 5 seconds),
> you do
> > know where your jugular is?"
> >
> >
> > "Be ready with your speech because I am going to
> lambaste you!"
> > -namutla nalang yung classmate kong freshie after
> hearing sir navera sa spcm 1 namin
> >
> >
> > 'bakit parang napakaligaya ng klase niyo? maging
> sad naman kayo, 5 mins.' - prof ko sa math 100.
> >
> >
> > "well of course when you sell your soul you have
> to make an elaborate justification to make yourself feel
> > good." -Sir Walden Bello, Socio 127,
> this sem grabe ang galing ni sir bello. nakakaamaze.
> >
> > "ano bang natapos mo? italian 8?"
> >
> > "punyetissima! " (sosyal pati mura
> italian!)
> >
> > "look at me i'm 433 years old pero ang lakas
> lakas ko pa. eh kung walang gulay eh di kakain na lang ako
> ng
> > damo. kung wala eh di tubig, kung wala mag-ipon na
> lang ako ng laway."
> > -Sir Tiamson, Italian 11, this sem
> >
> >
> > When you graduate, then you begin to live.
> > -Dr. Carmen Jimenez, Psych 118
> >
> >
> > from Prof Soresca in my spanish 1 class
> > Prof:"Mr. Gatbunton, why are you late?!"
> > Student:"Sorry Mam, galing pa ako Las
> Pinas."
> > Prof: "Ladies, don't marry somebody from Las
> Pinas
> > because they have bamboo organs!!"
> >
> >
> > "there are only two countries who still use
> Fahrenheit.. the United States of America and Liberia... a
> pathetic country in africa"
>
> > --Sir Argete
> >
> >
> > Marx is more Christian than Christ and Christ is more
> Marxist than Marx. - Sir Lanuza.
> >
> >
> > May kaklase ako, may jowang taga Ateneo
> > "Ateneo? How could you love someone from the
> Ateneo?"
> >
> >
> > sa geol11, ayaw mag-recite ng mga classmates ko..
> > sabi ni ma'am cathy "wag na mahiya, you have
> nothing to lose but your
> > face.."
> >
> > si sir agapito..habang 2nd exam at malakas ang ulan..
>
> > "ang lakas ng ulan, ayos yan at least hindi
> halata pag umiiyak.."
> >
> >
> > Class: Sir, sa exams po ba nagbibigay kayo ng partial
> > points?
> > Prof: Hmm, if I see partial wisdom.
> >
> >
> > "It's okay to smoke inside my class. As long
> as you don't breathe it out." -Dr. Obsioma,
> > Biodiversity
> >
> > "Oh, this is good. It's poetic because
> it's perfectly stupid." - Ricardo de
> Ungria last week on my
> > classmate's work.
> >
> >
> > Prof: Did I remind the class last meeting that
> we're going to have an exam today?
> > Class: (dead air)
> > Prof: Ok, it seems I forgot to remind the class that
> we're going to have an exam today. I'm giving you
> > five minutes then to buy a bluebook. We're going
> to have an exam today.
> >
> >
> > sir tiamson (span 11)
> > "ayan, di ka makasagot. yung bakal sa ngipin mo
> naapektuhan na yung pagsasalita mo"

Jerry Lanuza, Socio 11 (summer):

“di mo responsibilidad yan. Pero wala kang karapatang umayaw.”

“responsibilidad nating batikusin ang gobyerno para sa ikaaayos nito”.

“ang mga Pilipino, imbes na maging thermostat, nagiging thermometer nalang. Kapag bumababa o tumataas sa set point ang temperature ng kapaligiran, binubuksan ang heater o aircon ng thermostat para maging constant lang ang value ng temp. Ang thermometer, tinitignan lang nito kung mataas o mababa ang temperature. Tayong mga Pilipino, imbes na pangalagaan natin ang ating bayan na maging maayos (umaksyon katulad ng thermostat), para bang minemeasure nalang natin ang temperature ng panggagago sa atin at tinatanggap kahit alam nating mali.”

“MAY BAYAG KA BA PARA SA PAGBABAGO?”

At least alam kong gago ako at alam ko kung paano pwedeng maiwasan kung paano mabawasan ang aking panggagago. Ikaw? Pano ka?

"There's no such thing as neutrality." (a cliche?! whatever, bsta I got this from Prof. Sarile, CAS)

Dr. Morales, CP: Have you not scruples?